nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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Anonymous asked:

Have you read the fault in our stars?

apricockjam:

Nope and I never plan to

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Beauty and the beast look like a lesbian couple

(Source: facebook.com)

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain)

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator)

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.


But…what if you drop you phone on accident

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

But…what if you drop you phone on accident

bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

(Source: iamnevertheone)